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Joke that is really funny
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Joke that is really funny
by Xanthous Mon May 04, 2009 2:31 pm
Heres the joke swedish chef wont let me put on the board.
Why did the girl fall of the swing?
cos she had no arms
Why did the girl fall of the swing?
cos she had no arms
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Re: Joke that is really funny
by Necro Fasciitis Mon May 04, 2009 2:34 pm
Lol in strange kinda way thats funny lol
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Re: Joke that is really funny
by The Swedish Chef Mon May 04, 2009 2:38 pm
Necro Fasciitis wrote:Lol in strange kinda way thats funny lol
if by strange, you mean... um... WHAAAAA!!!
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Re: Joke that is really funny
by Xanthous Mon May 04, 2009 2:38 pm
You should hear my dead baby jokes
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Re: Joke that is really funny
by Necro Fasciitis Mon May 04, 2009 2:39 pm
Ummmm no thanks Xanthous lol
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Re: Joke that is really funny
by The Swedish Chef Mon May 04, 2009 4:36 pm
Xanthous wrote:You should hear my dead baby jokes
Q: How do you get 10,000 dead babies into a phone booth?
A: Food Processor!
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Bendy Straw
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Re: Joke that is really funny
by Frosty Mon May 04, 2009 5:20 pm
Whats worse, 7 dead babies nailed to one tree, or 1 dead baby nailed to 7 trees?
Whats easier to get out of, a dumpster full of bowling balls, or a dumpster full of dead babies?
The dumpster full of dead babies, because you can eat your way out.
Whats easier to get out of, a dumpster full of bowling balls, or a dumpster full of dead babies?
The dumpster full of dead babies, because you can eat your way out.
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Re: Joke that is really funny
by The Swedish Chef Mon May 04, 2009 6:57 pm
Frosty wrote:The dumpster full of dead babies, because you can eat your way out.
LOLOLOLOL
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Re: Joke that is really funny
by Frosty Tue May 05, 2009 7:16 pm
Thought you would appreciate that one chef!
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Re: Joke that is really funny
by Jarhead Sat May 16, 2009 6:11 pm
lol
how fast can you paint a house red?
depends how hard you throw the dead babies
whats the dif. between a trampoline and a dead baby?
i take my boots off to jump on the trampoline
how do you keep a baby from drowning?
get your foot off its head
XD hehehe
how fast can you paint a house red?
depends how hard you throw the dead babies
whats the dif. between a trampoline and a dead baby?
i take my boots off to jump on the trampoline
how do you keep a baby from drowning?
get your foot off its head
XD hehehe
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Re: Joke that is really funny
by Soldier48 Sun May 17, 2009 3:01 pm
Q: How do you get 7 dead babies into a dip bowl?
A: Blender
Q: How do you get the dead babies out of the bowl?
A: Tortilla Chips
A: Blender
Q: How do you get the dead babies out of the bowl?
A: Tortilla Chips
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Re: Joke that is really funny
by Gersemi Mon May 25, 2009 10:57 am
Why it's Great To Be A Man
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
Old friends don't care whether you've lost or gained weight.
Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
All your orgasms are real.
Your last name stays put.
Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
You can write your name in the snow.
Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Flowers fix everything.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
The world is your urinal.
You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
Old friends don't care whether you've lost or gained weight.
Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you blind.
All your orgasms are real.
Your last name stays put.
Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
You can write your name in the snow.
Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
Chocolate is just another snack.
Flowers fix everything.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
The world is your urinal.
You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
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